- "Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless"
- "That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!"
- "As a math atheist, I should be excused from this."
- "It's not denial. I'm just very selective about the reality I accept."
- "Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated then! I promise!"
- "I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can be together all the time."
I obviously get my life lessons from a comic book.
That would explain a lot. =P