I will choke a bitch

...if its true that Joe Jonas was at the Philadelphia International Airport last Saturday morning.

Because I WAS AT THE PHILADELPHIA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT LAST SATURDAY MORNING and saw NOTHING. NO ONE.

I will legit choke. a. bitch.

If Oceanup didn't have such a reputation for posting fake things I might actually upgrade to punch a baby. But since the website is a fail most of the time, choke-a-bitch is satisfactory.

If its true, wow.

*sighs exasperatedly*